Another great way to keep your golfers focused during their round of golf and after in the bar, is to offer them a quiz.
This works a treat during the day, and there are plenty of groans when the answers are read out.
The golf phrases listed below are intended for the UK audience but, I’m sure, that our American friends have plenty of their own phrases we don’t know about.
Hope this helps.
Jase
A Sally Gunnell – not pretty but a good runner
A Paris Hilton – an expensive hole
A Dennis Wise – a nasty 5 footer
A Diego Maradona – a very nasty 5 footer
A Salman Rushdie – an impossible read
A Rio Ferdinand – Lipped out
A Rock Hudson – thought it was straight, but it wasn’t
A Cuban – needs one more revolution
An Elton John – a big bender that lips the rim
An Adolf Hitler – two shots in the bunker
A Yasser Arafat – ugly and in the sand
A Kate Winslett – a bit fat but otherwise perfect
A Kate Moss – bit thin
A Gerry Adams – playing a Provisional
A David Trimble – tentative prod
A Glen Miller – kept low and didn’t make it over the water
An Arthur Scargill – a great strike but a poor result
A Russell Grant – a fat iron
A Peter Mandelson – an unbelievable iron
A Rodney King – over-clubbed
An O.J. Simpson – got away with it
A Paula Radcliffe – not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good
runner
A Princess Grace – should have taken a driver
A Princess Di – shouldn’t have taken a driver
A Robin Cook – just died on the hill
A Michael Jackson – gradually fading
A Douglas Bader – looked good in the air, but didn’t have the legs
An Arsene Wenger – everyone saw where it went but you
A Ken Livingstone – quite far left
A Jean-Marie LePen – a long way right
A Ladyboy – looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
A condom – safe but didn’t feel real good
A circus tent – a BIG top
An Anna Kournikova – looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A Vinnie Jones – nasty kick when you’re not expecting it
A Ryanair – flies well but lands a long way from the target
A sister-in-law – up there but I know that I shouldn’t be
